"I’ve never been a popular kid, I’ve never had that many friends."
"You’re next to me in my life.”
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead